目錄
前言
Part 1 人類迷惑行為大賞 The Confusing Human Awards
Grandma's Got Talent? 街頭音樂人?
Bluetooth Earbuds 藍牙耳機
Moonwalk Master? 月球漫步高手?
Meeting the Parents... Kinda 第一次見家長……
The Man Behind Me 我身後的男人
The Shell Scam 五十塊的小貝殼
The Stamp Wasn't the Problem 貼歪的不是郵票
Gang Leader 帶頭大哥
There Masked Men 三個蒙面好漢
Next Time, It's My Turn 下回該我了
What Happened to Him? 他怎麼了?
Do You Two Know Each Other? 你們認識?
The Weight of That Moment 那一刻,我決定減肥了
Not That Old-Fashioned 沒那麼封建
I Offered to Pay... Literally 我說我掏錢
Waiting for the Train 我……我在等火車
The Foot Brake Rookie 腳剎新手上路
Are You Here to Scam Me? 你是來碰瓷的吧
Not Like in the Movies 「打臉」現場
Bestie of the Year 年度最佳閨蜜
It's Overweight 超重了
Suddenly Mom at 19 突然當媽的瞬間
I Was Just Being Polite 當我想表現得有禮貌時
Something's NOT Right Here 好像哪裡不對
It Looks Stupid 它看起來很傻
Face Rating App 顏值測試
The Reason for Becoming a Monk 出家的理由
Bad Memories 糟糕的回憶
Brought a Mango to Work 當我帶個芒果去上班
First Steps 人生第一步
Overnight Internet Access 包夜上網
A Truly Loyal Dog 真正的忠犬
My First Day as a Hitman 當職業殺手的第一天
What Happened at My Coworker's Place 在女同事家的奇遇
I'm Not That Easy 我可沒那麼隨便
Release in Rhythm 跟著節奏「釋放」
Part 2 吃貨的日常 Life of a True Foodie
My Destiny Is Mine to Control 我命由我不由天
Biological Weapons 生化武器
A Day in the Life of Fitness Fools 健身二人組的日常
The "Surprise" Dinner 驚喜大餐
Sea Food 海鮮
A Weird Way to Eat Mooncakes 吃月餅的奇葩方式
Part 3 辦公室的奇葩瞬間 Crazy Moment in Office
We Are Late 我們來晚了
Flat-Chested Crisis 平胸危機
Workplace Fail Moments 職場社死瞬間
Boss Surprise Check 突然查崗
Business Trip with a Female Coworker 和女同事一起出差
When My Dad's Classmate Is the Interviewer 當面試官是我爸的同學
Daily Life with My Boss 和老闆的日常
My Boss's Concern 領導的關心
My First Job Interview 我的第一次面試
Part 4 學校里的奇葩日常 Campus Comedy Class
Sausage Thief 偷烤腸的人
Read the Note 讀紙條
Smashing the Phones 砸手機
Guess Who? 你猜啊?
I Can't Leave Her 我不能離開她
You Got the Wrong Kid 你認錯孩子了吧
High-tech 高科技
Part 5 單身的原因找到了 So That's Why I'm Single
A Man of Principle 有原則的男人
The 8-Yuan Regret 八塊錢的傘,換來一輩子的單身
Group Chat CEO 群里他最大
She Want the Back Seat 她想要後座
The Reason of Breakup 失戀的原因
I Knew What She Meant 我知道她的意思
When My Bro Went on a Blind Date 當我的哥們去相親
Big Business Arrived! 主任,大生意來了!
Part 6 男女的雷人搞笑瞬間 Hilarious Moments Between Men and Women
Have a Strategy 講究策略
I Hate Ghost 我討厭鬼
How Do You Know? 你怎麼會知道?!
Riding with the Goddess 和女神同車
Too Much Immersion 入戲太深
This One Is Expensive 這支挺貴的
Make a Chance 製造機會
Didn't Even Flinch 紋絲不動
Can You Move Back a Little? 你能往後點嗎?
When I Saw My Wife Asleep 當我看到妻子睡著時
A Day in the Life of a Human Tool 工具人的日常
Survival Level: Husband 老公的求生欲
Sixth Sense 第六感
Whatever You Want Tonight? 今晚你想要什麼
Who's "Someone Else"?! 別人是誰?
Like a Ninja 宛若忍者
Embarrassing Moment at a Buffet 自助餐的尷尬瞬間
Difficult to Explain 有口難辯
Too Much Excitement 太刺激了吧
Let's Do Something Exciting 讓我們玩點刺激的
The Moment I Was Touched 我感動的瞬間
Still Useful? 還有用嗎
Part 7 神獸出沒請注意 Little Monsters, Big Laughs
I'm Small, Not Stupid 我只是小,不是傻
Who's Your Daddy? 爸,這事兒媽知道嗎
The Feeling of Love 愛的感覺
Wait, It Gets Worse 等等,還有更糟的
Ultimate Power Pad 終極衛生巾
When Technology Betrays You 當科技「坑」了你
A Clever Idea 聰明的方法
When a Kid Outsassess You 當你被小屁孩懟到時
I've Got Plenty of Ways 我有的是辦法
The Whole Family's Here 全家都在
Part 8 老爸老媽的名場面 Parent Stand-up Show
Feed the Dog? 喂狗是吧?
Magnet Mayhem 吸鐵石闖禍了
She Got It 她懂了
The Moment I Took a Bullet 我中槍的瞬間
First Batch Problems 頭批貨
The Divorce Clause 離婚協議的真相
Surprise Visit, Surprising Truth 意外歸來,意外真相
Does Violence Solve Anything? 暴力能解決問題嗎?
So Lazy! 太懶了
Automatic Mahjong Table 自動麻將機
Socially Disowned 社交性斷親
No Chance 不給機會
Small Eyes 小眼睛的尷尬瞬間
When My Father Wanted a Straw 當我爸想要根吸管時
The Shadow of My Childhood 童年的陰影
Just Want to Scold Me 就是想罵我
My Mom's Reaction to My Breakup 當我媽知道我失戀后
The Banana Incident 火車上的香蕉風波
Part 9 被看病耽誤的段子手們 Hospital Humor Hour
Removing My Wisdom Teeth 拔智齒
Nice Try, Nurse. 演得不錯,護士姐姐
You Still Have Something 你並不是一無所有
Smoke Less 少抽點煙
Hemorrhoids? 有痔瘡嗎?
Family History Matters 家族史
At a Mental Hospital 在精神病院
A Brand-new Disease 一種新疾病
It All Started with Some Sand 都是沙子惹的禍